internetsdairy ([info]internetsdairy) wrote,
2009-04-14 22:58:00
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It knows if you've been bad or good

At work I've moved desk, and I can now see a horizontal slice of Westminster Abbey. Fairly exclusive as desks go, I suppose, but the downside is of course that Westminster Abbey can see me.

It just stands there all day, all stony and brooding. You see how on the opposite side to the stupid clock thing* is a round architectural thing so it looks like it has a pair of judging eyes?


Brrrr. I can see I'm going to have to tape a silver foil crucifix to my forehead to stop it reading my every godless thought.

*Which is never right. Either that or it's some kind of religious clock, in which case it's ten past Easter or something. I hope I'm there when the Holy Ghost pops out on a spring.**

**The Holy Ghost is a lot like a cuckoo, if you think about it; I mean, aside from being mounted on a spring, it reproduces by laying its eggs in the wombs of other species.

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[info]martylog

April 15 2009, 10:15:54 UTC 3 years ago

Oh, spoil the end of "Who is Luna Laboo?", why don't you. I'm still on season 1.

[info]martylog

April 15 2009, 10:16:34 UTC 3 years ago

I'm going to go on Street View and reverse-engineer your precise location!

[info]internetsdairy

April 15 2009, 10:59:18 UTC 3 years ago

Oh, that's not the exact view!

[info]martylog

April 15 2009, 11:26:56 UTC 3 years ago

That's an hour wasted then! I was so close!
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