internetsdairy (internetsdairy) wrote,

Is this what we want our children to be reading?

Look! Look! What do we see?
We see a pig.
It has an eye... where's the eye?
There's the eye!
(Touch baby's hand to the eye in the picture.)
-What Does Baby See? Anonymous.
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Valuable conditioning for when she has to wear augmented reality contact lenses to remain competitive in the job market!
So her career is going to involve putting augmented reality contact lenses onto cognitively enhanced pigs?
Yeah. It's like how all the manufacturing jobs got replaced by robot maintenance jobs. Soon, all the office jobs will be replaced by uplifted-animal management jobs. I hope the book also teaches her how to establish dominance over a chimpanzee and gracefully decline the sexual advances of a dolphin in a multi-limbed exoskeleton.
It's a living, I guess.
Look! Look! What do we see?
We see a chimp!
It has a smile.
Wait, that's a threat display!
Oh God it took my arm
(touch baby's arm)