Ready. And steady. And get set go.
"What are they watching?" I asked, hoping it wasn't True Detective. I don't need some cuddly corduroy robot telling me how it transcends its tropes.
"Um... Magazine and Poo Poo," she said.
Magazine and Poo Poo? Where did that come from?. It must be something she watches with her mum. I thought I'd check it out on iPlayer:
Ahhh. ISN'T IT CHARMING???